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Oh, I don't know, all Americans look alike. You're gonna get us into trouble again. The crowd cheers, and dancers come up and unfurl streamers]. ก๊อกเดี่ยวอ่างล้างหน้า; ก๊อกผสมอ่างล้างหน้า My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. We're winnin' there, You're my conjoined-twin, dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. Conjoined Fetus Lady Cartman makes reference to Moby-Dick , mentioning Captain Ahab and the pursuit of a whale. They played China for the world championship. The crowd jumps up and cheers], [lying on his side and out of breath] You… bastards, Oooh, my. Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. Pip slows down, and finally stops], And the winner is South Park Cows! But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. Only four of them came back alive. The clowns place him on the other side of the stretcher, then pick up the stretcher and walk away. Did you all see? I'm the school nurse. Hello, there. I- really- appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. What a glorious parade that was! But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! What I really wanna say is… well, -egh this may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but… you're all a bunch of freaksi>[the crowd is stunnei>, [taking the mike] Uuhh. I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. When Kyle says the fetus looked dead: "Eewwww!" Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! He places the jelly roll in the makshift sling, pulls back, and fires away. We're going to Washington, D.C.! [the South Park team is limping off the court, with Kyle taking his IV unit along]. Fosse throws, and Bebe is beaned. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. Back in the bus. "Ike's Wee Wee" is the fourth episode of the second season of the American animated television series South Park. Warning This article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. [South Park Town Square. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! [nine men are shown, and they cheer back], [up on the podium next to the Mayor] You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Nothing is pissing me off! Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. She's meeting with Mr. Mackey and Sheila]. I made fun of them because they are. Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. [people are listening] And take those stupid things off your heads! [turns and walks away] And besides, I hate French people! South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. [laughs], Praaayyy Brar! Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! [A temple scene comes up. [Coach Thomas looks like he's had a rug pulled out from under him while victory music plays]. Great catch, Kyle! After suffering a dodgeball injury, Kyle is sent to the school nurse, a seemingly normal woman who just happens to have a conjoined fetus sticking out of her face. Well, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. Miss Hermans has opened the east wing of the library, and our own South Park Cows Elementary School dodgeball team is going to the national finals! Now your team's on offense! We're world champions! [she turns and walks off the stage]. [grumbling] Yeah, whatever, you old, dried-up, fat ho. I let it all go to my head. [to Chef] Can we go home now? But it's quicker to get to the Denver school that way! You ah wanna hear my impersonation of American? And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. But you're supposed to hit the kids on the other team. Hey, hey, what do you call white American person with PhD in a physics and-a math? When our family sits down to dinner and 10-year-old Erica starts riffing on a South Park episode, we share the kind of connection that cultural conservatives claim is all too scarce in American family Life. Damn, man. [Kevin looks back]. [gets up and chases him] Damm it! Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. Our lives were fine before! [Eric bites into a chocolate bar] If we had won the world championship, what then? If we win this one, we're world champions. Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at. I have to get it out! Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? [the kids just look at him]. [they hop on the sofa. But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. Look, Pip, the rules are simple. [A Chinese player takes aim at Cartman, who turns and runs away squealing. Do you wanna be on my team again? Pwn'd. Unfortunately, it would mean my death. Great catch, Kyle! Okay, children. TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot Extras • What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! You can't give me an office referral, and-! Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. Gonna need some cream for your ass I got a jelly roll! What do you call white American person wit Ph.D. in a physics anda math? As long as she doesn't have to touch me... Now, that's just the kind of unawareness that we need to fight against. The little fetus, did it talk? Great news! She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. Who the hell cares what it's called? That nurse is actually pretty cool. [glad she's not as hideous as he thought. Did it talk? I made fun of them because they are from China. Uh. She's painting her house orange, and annoyed that Garrison is filming it. This is the second time a real video game system (in this case the Sony PSP) served as a plot device. No, I'm from America. ... For one episode, Butters was called Swanson. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! You carry on [Stan slips from his grasp and he falls] Oh! It was-, [South Park Town Square. Uuuuuh. Nonononono. [gives his end to Kyle and takes the jelly roll. You can eat after the game. I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. "SOUTH PARK" Episode 205 "Conjoined Fetus Lady" Written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, David Goodman INT. The foursome look at her, then laugh while Pip observes. He's in a nice tuxedo]. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? [Kenny pulls out a bone], Sweet! You children win this one, and you're National Champions! I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. And now, let's kick off our week long festivities with the first annual Grand Conjoined Parade! Full Ep. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! I see you've noticed my disorder. Yeah, but you know, it-it doesn't matter though. She's outraged. Yeah. Script • It can also be seen on top of the World Champion dodgeball trophy in “Conjoined Fetus Lady". Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Did it talk? Well, no. [they laugh so hard they fall from their chairs]. The Washington team has forfeited the game. They played China for the world championship. Oh, I don't know. Ehsooo, I-ee hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. Oooh, baby, come on Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball! Sit down, boys. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone right now! He is the South Park Cows' star quarterback. Well, I'll get you an ice pack. She's outraged. Now let the... All right, let's go, Cows! He gets beat up by his sister Shelley, and is under pressure from Grampa to kill him. Conjoined Fetus Lady [South Park Gymnasium] Chef is the gym teacher Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. Are you just gonna be a little French pig your whole life? [Pip gets angry] What's the matter, Frenchy? He and Stan rush out of there]. Kyle's shadow is on the window. Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. You get this kid, and we are State Champions. We never had dodgeball in my school. We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. You got crepes in your ears? That is my job. Watch Episode. You'll have to let the nurse look at it. Sit down, boys. Just stay focused now, Gaaah! I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. That's right! [Kevin walks off] It would only be a bigger letdown the nest year if we didn't win! Holy crap. This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. He sees a mouse nibble at some cheese and run away. Howieee! Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friend. [walking over to player 70] Hey, if you wanna make him throw the ball, say this. All American look alike! It hits Mrs. Crabtree on the back of her head], AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. Yeah. Damn, man. [she looks at Nurse Gollum, then glares at him] I mean, gravy. Sheila serves dinner to Gerald as he reads the newspaper]. Don't you have dodgeball in France? You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. The Cougars are serving. Hey! [she kicks him on the shins] OW! Given the opportunity, parents can find moral education and artistic value in surprising places--even in a video called "Conjoined Fetus Lady." Ohh, children, it'll be glorious! Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? If we win this one, we're world champions! She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Conjoined Fetus Lady (s02e05) World Wide Recorder Concert (s03e17) Lice Capades (s11e03) Funnybot (s15e02) Informative Murder Porn (s17e02) Sons a Witches (s21e06) Video Games South Park: The Stick of Truth. [the look is spreading] Look, I don't want to be treated different. Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". [the class groans], So let's have half the children on this side [to his right] and half the children on that side [to his left. The 22nd episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 19, 1998. [the team is standing behind a low wall with a trophy at one end, next to Chef]. Now your team's on offense! Conjoined Twin Myslexia. Did you hurt your nose? [rushing to the opposing team] Hey. [his partner resets the mike, a muscular man bangs away on a kodo drum, and musicians next to him start playing. Sheila is left with a dial tone]. [Cartman comes over and sits next to him] You know, Eric? Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. [Stan and Kyle merely look at him and say nothing] Ah, screw you guys. Conjoined Fetus Lady. The ball gets him anyway, and he tumbles away], Oooh, another American is down! Principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Nurse Gollum are there, with her conjoined fetus out of view]. This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have made a mark on society. Imagine it! Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. I uhhh, wa-I… I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. Can you ever forgive me? Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? This is the big time, alright. [the clowns do a little jig, and the parents laugh. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, courageous, Nurse Gollum! 21:58. I'm the school nurse. And take those stupid things off your heads! Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! [with Clyde and Stan looking on] What? That's right! Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. [Randy chases him down] No! The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. We're going to Washington, D.C.! If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! Welll, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. He's so fat, it stuck in his belly. south park,SOUTH PARK,awesome south park. [wiping away a tear] She's really touched. Damn, Pip. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Uh, Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a--. The- the school could put out pamphlets, mkay? Let's show 'em what we've got! S2 • … My parents are Chinese. I'm not a student! I caught it! [Clyde and Swanson are already out, along with one other] Somebody catch the ball! The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. [slaps Chef on the back again and leaves. You know, Eric, I just realized something. [exhales] Please forgive us. [a picture of two adults attached by the side of the head is shown], But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. South Park. Congratulations, you're national champions. Unfortunately, it would mean my death. [she loses control of the bus as it careens down the road. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. [takes the microphone] Our South Park Cows have jsut beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage You get this kid, and we are State Champions. Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady When Kyle says the fetus jiggled: "Eewwww!" The right wall drops down three feet, taking the front end of the bus with it and raising the back of the bus off the ground five feet. Dammit, Kyle! Apparently, nobody else would play us because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. [The bus has reached the temple. I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes. You aren't going anywhere. You'll be in the news all over the world. Chef, Mr. Everyone! I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you-. I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. Wing Lu Kim is Chinese and since she was rescued from the Chinese Mafia by the boys she now lives freely in South Park with her fake Chinese husband Tuong Lu Kim. I can't believe they let us play this in school. Nurse Gollum just watches], [The Temple. Ah. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. [oops] Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Oooh, another American is down! I let it all go to my head. Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? I guess I heard the term at some point when I was a kid, but having zero exposure to it, I didn’t really know what it was. No, no no. Jelly roll is perfect! They use steroids and advanced training equipment to make them, not kids, but animals. The crowd cheers up and down as Nurse Gollum walks down the street, alone. 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